oh dude i'm fucked up.  I'm drunk, I'm high.  I'v etaken like 5 or 6 shots. i told danan that i wasn't going to take any more shots.  becaue this in a way is too much for me.  i only weight like 100-105 pounds.  and FIVEhots of vodka at the least.  but i really want ot take aNother shot of tequyhilla.  but i promised.  BUT i reallty want it.reakllyt really.  i'll like tod anything.   iBLAH

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Dude, read that after you smoke a bowl of oxycoton laced marijuana just like I did.  It is insane as hell to read that.  ahh.  it's WEIRD.